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Posted on 30th Sep at 12:40 AM, with 3,610 notes
mustachetangelo:

I will never be able to forgive myself for this…

mustachetangelo:

I will never be able to forgive myself for this…

Posted on 29th Sep at 10:39 PM, with 308,188 notes

sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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Posted on 29th Sep at 7:41 PM, with 1 note

I like to think Cosmo sex tips are made by Cosmo from the Fairly Oddparents, because they’re fucking stupid.

Posted on 29th Sep at 10:58 AM, with 12,407 notes

konkeydongcountry:

grawly:

captainsnoop:

grawly:

remember when Colgate sent out cease and desist letters to 13 year old kids because they were making youtube poops with one very specific video about a rabbit who teaches children how to keep their teeth clean

remember when walrusguy actually got a lawyer and took it to court and got it proven in a court of law that it was completely legal to make youtube poops of doctor rabbit

he did what

and people say youtube poop isn’t a legitimate art form

Posted on 28th Sep at 11:34 PM, with 3 notes
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Starbucks
San Franciscan: No, but I can give you directions to an actual coffee shop like Peet's.
Posted on 27th Sep at 2:10 PM, with 49,481 notes
j6:

quil-ava:

uxxxie:

got this snapchat from my friend in japan

fuck me with these condoms or don’t fuck me at all

make you SQUIRTLE

j6:

quil-ava:

uxxxie:

got this snapchat from my friend in japan

fuck me with these condoms or don’t fuck me at all

make you SQUIRTLE

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